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Sunday, July 26, 2009

things i wish guys knew

1. I love corny jokes.
2. Don't say you understand when you don't.
3. when i say i understand, i really do.
4. sweet talk will always get you off the hook.
5. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
6. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.
7. Be spontaneous, dinner and a movie won't always cut it.
8. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.
9. Don't compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson's, hers are fake.
10. If you won’t dress like Calvin Klien models, don’t expect us to dress in Victoria’s Secret.
11. Talking about girl-on-girl fantasies is not a good idea.
12. I love it when you hug me from behind and whisper into my ear.
13. Most of the time when I fantasize, it's about you.
14. I get turned on by simply seeing that I have an e-mail from you.
15. I expect you to call/pm me.
16. I'm in heaven when you hold my hand.
17. Celebrating our anniversary, even if it's only been a few months, earns major bonus points.
18. I love surprises. Being thoughtful makes my day.
19. I have no sense of direction. Expect to get lost with me.
20. I love compliments.
21. when i ask you if i was fat, tell me you love me the way i am.
22. if i say you look sexy, you really do.
23. 'dont talk just kiss' - if i'm sad, i dont want rational arguments. just make me forget what has happened.
24. dont make me ask you if you loved me. say it spontaneously.
25. There is no such thing as too much spooning.
26. Foreplay is not an option . . . its a prerequisite.
27. Laugh at my jokes.
28. I have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month.
29. Open the door for me no matter where we are .
30. I liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue.
31.Pay attention to the little things I do, because they mean the most.
32. Don't say you love me if you don't mean it.
33. i like to know what you are thinking, because i care about you and are interested in you. Admittedly, sometimes i forget that you aren't thinking about anything. Particularly if you look like you are thinking. (Note to self: the absent look on his face means he's not thinking.)
34. There is nothing unmanly about having emotions and sharing them. It is actually healthy and helps build a relationship. Don't be afraid to tell me how you feel.
35. Relationships develop between two people who get to know each other by talking and doing things together. Sharing thoughts and experiences. Not just by being physically on the same planet.


an updated version...

I know I can be so awkward at times. I can be insecure. You can call me naive, you can say I'm a child. You can say I'm so immature for me to say that I love you now. But you'll see I will prove somehow, I can be so much more. And there would be no reasons then to tell me that I'm just a friend. I'll be a much better person, you'll see. Maybe I should grow a much nicer nose, a much prettier set of eyes. Maybe I should wear more colorful clothes. If it'd help you to realize. I've never been this in love before. Never wanted to change at all. Now I'm willing to try...

'Coz someday there's gonna be an updated version of me.